Festival
How to lose Your ^ Virginity in a Weekend!
We feel that your first time
should be special and with the right people, so here is our guide on how to
lose your Festival virginity!
Step 1: Choose the festival that you
think you’ll enjoy; we suggest any of them from V festival to Latitude and
Reading. We feel that where ever you go your experience will be one to remember
Step 2: Once you have your tickets
for your chosen festival the next thing to think about is the camping. If
you’re going for a weekend you are going to need a suitable tent or in some
cases a suitable van. From campervans to tents suitable shelter is needed. You
will also need to find a good place to set up camp, although to be honest with
you, you won’t get much sleep. We feel that a suitable place to set up camp
would be near all the entertainment and the toilets. You will be in on all the
action of the music festival and be surrounded by other campers who will be
enjoying the experience with you.
Step 3: Although a tent is essential
you will also need to bring other equipment for you to survive the festival
which you are attending. We suggest that you pack the following…
·
Wellies – for the
muddy environment, but even if it dry they look cool.
·
Toilet roll
·
Baby wipes – just in case you wish to stay
clean and all the showers are occupied.
·
Torch – to help you find your way in the dark
without tripping over the tent strings.
·
Spare clothing – make sure you take plenty of
spare clothes because you can never be too sure of the weather, you may be
walking around for a while with wet, damp clothes.
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Waterproof/rain coat.
·
Disposable camera
·
A spare bottle for water. There will be places
around the festival to fill it up when you need to.
·
Towel
·
Toothbrush and toothpaste – this is the one
thing a lot of people tend to forget so do make sure you have packed them.
·
Talcum powder - to
help dry your feet.
·
Lighter/matches –
you may want to light a fire at night.
·
Your own recognizable flag - This will help
you find your tent should you struggle to find it at first.
Step 4: You may be carrying a lot of
money on you during your weekend at the festival. This may get stolen or lost
so you need to find a safe place to keep it. Girls the first place you will
think of keeping your money is in your bra, however this is not a good idea.
You will be jumping about a lot and the money will simply fall out. A good
place to keep you money is in a zip pocket, this way it won’t be able to fall
out. You know the rule “finders keepers”.
Step 5: When at the festival you
need to enjoy yourself as much as possible. We suggest that you make your visit
worthwhile by doing as much as you can from going to a silent disco to lying on
the floor out of your head. There will be
plenty for you to do there to enjoy the experience. Don’t think about anything
except the festival itself. You will have a better time if you’re not worrying
about anything, although you will need to stay safe.
Step 6: At the end of the festival
you will know if you have enjoyed yourself because you will not physically be
able to do much, so it may be a good idea to be picked up from the festival
instead of you or a friend driving home.
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